Let's start with our top contender
She was on a bender down at the Green Rock
The party never stopped
We were coming down from blotto
Talking about Del Zotto and how he'd grown into his skin
And how we'd maybe win
Everybody cuts the rug tonight and I can't decide who I'm gonna choose
Yeah, I always lose
And there's nothing I can do
Outside shot from a contestant
Yeah, I'd barely met her but she was scratched into my soul
Like she was Ellen Foley
In walks one of the apostles
In the guise of a goth girl but she was more of a geek
So I couldn't speak, naturally
Everybody cuts the rug tonight and I can't decide who I'm gonna choose
Yeah, I always lose
And there's nothing I can do
This last girl said she was on some beat
Yeah, she covered the enemy but she said she knew Claude Giroux
So what could I do
Everybody cuts the rug tonight and I can't decide who I'm gonna choose
Yeah, I always lose
Everybody cuts the rug tonight and I can't decide who I'm gonna choose
Yeah, I always lose
And there's nothing I can do