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This is where we air our grievances.
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Everyone, get out your poles
And marvel at the high strength to weight ratio
Prepare your grievances, you'll be airing them all soon
Cause Festivus time is near
To bring the rest of us holiday jeers
In '85, the strike was alive
Now there's no excuse why we can't survive
So if we reject all our gift giving ways
Then we can agree that we, we're all the same
It's atypical
It's a miracle
Put a little faith in something different
Put some elbow grease in your feats of strength
Everybody knows that gifts are meaningless
So join the rest of us for our Festivus
So join us at the table tonight
And bring your girl who looks bad in the lights
And if there's no way you'll find this sensible
Then be on the look out for a miracle
It's so whimsical
It's a festival
Put a little faith in something different
Put some elbow grease in your feats of strength
Everybody knows that gifts are meaningless
So join the rest of us for our Festivus
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Vs. the Aluminum Poles,
released December 20, 2013
We find tinsel distracting.
Jayson Verdibello: Lead vocals, rhythm guitar
David Cohen: Lead guitar, backing vocals, Frank Costanza impersonation
Steven Krostyne: Bass guitar, backing vocals
Alex Brown: Drums, percussion
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